United Assassins Association
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The United Assassins Association is an organization of assassins and representatives operating out of Santa Destroy in the No More Heroes series. Although nominally a club for the top assassins in America, in reality it is more of a local money-making organization based around making its members compete in combat over ranks on a leaderboard.
History
Placeholder: Mostly talk about Sylvia using it to get money, then they expanded by 2010 to be entertainment, before presumably shutting down after that. However there are suspicious points about the UAA as well.
Members
Assassin rankings circa 2007
Rank | Assassin | Stipulation fee (LB$) | Extreme Murder Battle Stage |
---|---|---|---|
Behind Travis | Unnamed assassin | N/A | N/A |
Travis Touchdown | N/A | N/A | |
11 | Helter-Skelter | Free | Rooftop |
10 | Death Metal | Free | Townsend Residence |
9 | Dr. Peace | 150,000 | Destroy Stadium |
8 | Shinobu | 200,000 | Abandoned schoolhouse at Santa Destroy High School |
7 | Destroyman | 250,000 | Bear Hug Studio |
6 | Holly Summers | 300,000 | Body Slam Beach |
5 | Letz Shake | 350,000 | Highway outside Senton Splash Tunnel |
4 | Harvey Moiseiwitsch Volodarrskii | 400,000 | Bow and Arrow Theatre |
3 | Speed Buster | 450,000 | Speed City |
2 | Bad Girl | 500,000 | Stadium Basement |
1 | Dark Star | 550,000 | Kill Star Castle |
Assassin rankings circa 2010
Rank | Assassin | Extreme Murder Battle Stage |
---|---|---|
Behind Travis | Kimmy Howell | N/A (fought at Destroy University) |
Travis Touchdown | N/A | |
51 | Skelter Helter | Rooftop |
50 | Nathan Copeland | Destroy Resort |
49-26 | Charlie Macdonald's cheerleaders | Destroy University |
25 | Charlie Macdonald | Destroy University |
24 | Matt Helms | Graveyard |
23 | Cloe Walsh | Prison Island |
22-11 | Unknown | Destroy Stadium basement |
10 | Dr. Letz Shake | Destroy Stadium basement |
9 | Million Gunman | Santa Destroy Bank |
8 | New Destroyman | Abandoned Warehouse |
7 | Ryuji | Iron Claw Point |
6-5 (?) | Scott Gardner, Greg Cantrell and Massimo Bellini | Unknown location |
4 | Margaret Moonlight | Guan's |
3 | Vladimir Taktarov | Rolling Cradle Highway |
2 | Alice Twilight | Housing complex |
1 | Jasper Batt Jr. | Destroy Central Plaza |