United Assassins Association

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The United Assassins Association is an organization of assassins and representatives operating out of Santa Destroy in the No More Heroes series. Although nominally a club for the top assassins in America, in reality it is more of a local money-making organization based around making its members compete in combat over ranks on a leaderboard.


Placeholder: Mostly talk about Sylvia using it to get money, then they expanded by 2010 to be entertainment, before presumably shutting down after that. However there are suspicious points about the UAA as well.


Assassin rankings pre-2007[edit]

Assassin rankings circa 2007[edit]

Rank Assassin Stipulation fee (LB$) Extreme Murder Battle Stage
Behind Travis Unnamed assassin N/A N/A
Travis Touchdown N/A N/A
11 Helter-Skelter Free Rooftop
10 Death Metal Free Townsend Residence
9 Dr. Peace 150,000 Destroy Stadium
8 Shinobu 200,000 Abandoned schoolhouse at Santa Destroy High School
7 Destroyman 250,000 Bear Hug Studio
6 Holly Summers 300,000 Body Slam Beach
5 Letz Shake 350,000 Highway outside Senton Splash Tunnel
4 Harvey Moiseiwitsch Volodarrskii 400,000 Bow and Arrow Theatre
3 Speed Buster 450,000 Speed City
2 Bad Girl 500,000 Stadium Basement
1 Dark Star 550,000 Kill Star Castle

Assassin rankings circa 2010[edit]

Rank Assassin Extreme Murder Battle Stage
Behind Travis Kimmy Howell N/A (fought at Destroy University)
Travis Touchdown N/A
51 Skelter Helter Rooftop
50 Nathan Copeland Destroy Resort
49-26 Charlie Macdonald's cheerleaders Destroy University
25 Charlie Macdonald Destroy University
24 Matt Helms Graveyard
23 Cloe Walsh Prison Island
22-11 Unknown Destroy Stadium basement
10 Dr. Letz Shake Destroy Stadium basement
9 Million Gunman Santa Destroy Bank
8 New Destroyman Abandoned Warehouse
7 Ryuji Iron Claw Point
6-5 (?) Scott Gardner, Greg Cantrell and Massimo Bellini Unknown location
4 Margaret Moonlight Guan's
3 Vladimir Taktarov Rolling Cradle Highway
2 Alice Twilight Housing complex
1 Jasper Batt Jr. Destroy Central Plaza