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==History==
 
==History==
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The United Assassins Association operated for some years prior to the events of ''No More Heroes''. Some assassins like [[Bad Girl]] entered the world of assassination and thus the rankings through shadow headhunters such as [[Greco]]. Some years back, when [[Travis Touchdown]] was living in Tokyo, mysterious goons who [[Sylvia Christel]] claimed to be UAA agents ransacked Travis' favorite record store. This incident raises some questions about the UAA.
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Despite presenting herself as merely a representative, Sylvia Christel is suggested to actually be the leader of the UAA. In ''No More Heroes'', she recruited Travis into the rankings under the promise of sex and revenge, and it is suggested she had previously recruited the other assassins in some similar way. According to [[Mrs. Christel]], the entire point of the UAA was merely for Sylvia to make money off of people killing eachother. This money came from both the ranking fees assassins had to pay as well as selling underground video tapes of the matches.
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Between ''No More Heroes'' and ''No More Heroes 2'', significant urban development came to Santa Destroy and the assassination business boomed in the wake of Travis' previous actions. As such, the UAA was treated as a much more legitimate operation, with fights being shown on television as well as displaying significantly more resources. However, after going through the events of this game, Travis swears to take down the UAA, though any followup on this is not shown on-screen.
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In ''No More Heroes III'', when the [[Galactic Superhero Rankings]] invade, Sylvia controls the situation by putting it into the structure of the UAA, ranking the aliens on the UAA leaderboard.
  
 
==Members==
 
==Members==
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* [[Henry Cooldown]]
 
* [[Henry Cooldown]]
 
* [[Thomas J. Cornwell]]
 
* [[Thomas J. Cornwell]]
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* UAA Secretariat
  
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===Assassin rankings pre-2007===
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* [[Bogart]]
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* [[Bad Girl|Charlotte]]
 
===Assassin rankings circa 2007===
 
===Assassin rankings circa 2007===
 
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{| class="wikitable" border="1"
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!Extreme Murder Battle Stage
 
!Extreme Murder Battle Stage
 
|-
 
|-
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|Behind Travis
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|1
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|Unnamed assassin
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|[[Dark Star]]
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|N/A
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|550,000
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|N/A
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|[[Kill Star Castle]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|
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|2
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|[[Travis Touchdown]]
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|[[Bad Girl]]
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|N/A
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|500,000
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|N/A
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|Stadium Basement
 
|-
 
|-
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|11
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|3
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|[[Helter-Skelter]]
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|[[Speed Buster]]
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|Free
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|450,000
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|Rooftop
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|[[Speed City]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|10
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|4
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|[[Death Metal]]
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|[[Harvey Moiseiwitsch Volodarrskii]]
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|Free
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|400,000
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|[[Townsend Residence]]
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|[[Bow and Arrow Theatre]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|9
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|5
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|[[Dr. Peace]]
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|[[Letz Shake]]
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|150,000
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|350,000
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|[[Destroy Stadium]]
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|Highway outside [[Senton Splash Tunnel]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|8
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|6
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|[[Shinobu]]
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|[[Holly Summers]]
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|200,000
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|300,000
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|Abandoned schoolhouse at [[Santa Destroy High School]]
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|[[Body Slam Beach]]
 
|-
 
|-
 
|7
 
|7
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|[[Bear Hug Studio]]
 
|[[Bear Hug Studio]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|6
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|8
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|[[Holly Summers]]
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|[[Shinobu]]
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|300,000
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|200,000
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|[[Body Slam Beach]]
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|Abandoned schoolhouse at [[Santa Destroy High School]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|5
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|9
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|[[Letz Shake]]
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|[[Dr. Peace]]
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|350,000
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|150,000
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|Highway outside [[Senton Splash Tunnel]]
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|[[Destroy Stadium]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|4
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|10
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|[[Harvey Moiseiwitsch Volodarrskii]]
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|[[Death Metal]]
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|400,000
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|Free
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|[[Bow and Arrow Theatre]]
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|[[Townsend Residence]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|3
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|11
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|[[Speed Buster]]
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|[[Helter-Skelter]]
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|450,000
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|Free
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|[[Speed City]]
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|Rooftop
 
|-
 
|-
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|2
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|
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|[[Bad Girl]]
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|[[Travis Touchdown]]
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|500,000
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|N/A
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|Stadium Basement
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|N/A
 
|-
 
|-
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|1
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|Behind Travis
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|[[Dark Star]]
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|Unnamed assassin
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|550,000
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|N/A
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|[[Kill Star Castle]]
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|N/A
 
|}
 
|}
 
===Assassin rankings circa 2010===
 
===Assassin rankings circa 2010===
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!Extreme Murder Battle Stage
 
!Extreme Murder Battle Stage
 
|-
 
|-
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|Behind Travis
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|1
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|[[Kimmy Howell]]
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|[[Jasper Batt Jr.]]
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|N/A (fought at [[Destroy University]])
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|[[Destroy Central Plaza]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|
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|2
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|Travis Touchdown
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|[[Alice Twilight]]
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|N/A
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|[[Housing complex]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|51
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|3
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|[[Skelter Helter]]
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|[[Vladimir Taktarov]]
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|Rooftop
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|[[Rolling Cradle Highway]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|50
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|4
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|[[Nathan Copeland]]
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|[[Margaret Moonlight]]
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|[[Destroy Resort]]
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|[[Guan's]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|49-26
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|5-6 (?)
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|[[Charlie Macdonald's cheerleaders]]
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|[[Scott Gardner]], [[Greg Cantrell]] and [[Massimo Bellini]]
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|Destroy University
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|Unknown location
 
|-
 
|-
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|25
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|7
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|[[Charlie Macdonald]]
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|[[Ryuji]]
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|Destroy University
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|[[Iron Claw Point]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|24
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|8
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|[[Matt Helms]]
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|[[New Destroyman]]
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|[[Graveyard]]
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|[[Abandoned Warehouse]]
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|-
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|9
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|[[Million Gunman]]
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|[[Santa Destroy Bank]]
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|-
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|10
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|[[Dr. Letz Shake]]
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|Destroy Stadium basement
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|-
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|11-22
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|Unknown
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|Destroy Stadium basement
 
|-
 
|-
 
|23
 
|23
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|[[Prison Island]]
 
|[[Prison Island]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|22-11
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|24
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|Unknown
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|[[Matt Helms]]
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|Destroy Stadium basement
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|[[Graveyard]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|10
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|25
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|[[Dr. Letz Shake]]
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|[[Charlie Macdonald]]
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|Destroy Stadium basement
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|Destroy University
 
|-
 
|-
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|9
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|26-49
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|[[Million Gunman]]
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|[[Charlie Macdonald's cheerleaders]]
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|[[Santa Destroy Bank]]
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|Destroy University
 
|-
 
|-
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|8
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|50
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|[[New Destroyman]]
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|[[Nathan Copeland]]
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|[[Abandoned Warehouse]]
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|[[Destroy Resort]]
 
|-
 
|-
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|7
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|51
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|[[Ryuji]]
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|[[Skelter Helter]]
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|[[Iron Claw Point]]
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|Rooftop
 
|-
 
|-
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|6-5
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|
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|[[Scott Gardner]], [[Greg Cantrell]] and [[Massimo Bellini]]
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|Travis Touchdown
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|Unknown location
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|N/A
 
|-
 
|-
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|4
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|Behind Travis
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|[[Margaret Moonlight]]
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|[[Kimmy Howell]]
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|[[Guan's]]
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|N/A (fought at [[Destroy University]])
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|}
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===Assassin rankings circa 2021===
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{| class="wikitable" border="1"
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|- bgcolor="#cccccc"
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!Rank
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!Assassin
 
|-
 
|-
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|3
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|1
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|[[Vladimir Taktarov]]
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|[[FU]] (Jess-Baptiste VI)
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|[[Rolling Cradle Highway]]
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|-
 
|-
 
|2
 
|2
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|[[Alice Twilight]]
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|[[Paradox Bandit]]
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|[[Housing complex]]
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|-
 
|-
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|1
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|3
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|[[Jasper Batt Jr.]]
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|[[Sonic Juice]]
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|[[Destroy Central Plaza]]
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|-
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|4
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|[[Sniping Lee]]
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|-
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|5
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|[[Midori Midorikawa]]
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|-
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|6
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|[[Velvet Chair Girl]]
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|-
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|7
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|[[Vanishing Point]]
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|-
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|8
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|[[Black Night Direction]]
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|-
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|9
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|[[Gold Joe]]
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|-
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|10
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|[[Mr. Blackhole]]
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|-
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|11
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|Travis Touchdown
 
|}
 
|}
  
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Latest revision as of 23:55, 14 September 2021

The United Assassins Association is an organization of assassins and representatives operating out of Santa Destroy in the No More Heroes series. Although nominally a club for the top assassins in America, in reality it is more of a local money-making organization based around making its members compete in combat over ranks on a leaderboard.

History[edit]

The United Assassins Association operated for some years prior to the events of No More Heroes. Some assassins like Bad Girl entered the world of assassination and thus the rankings through shadow headhunters such as Greco. Some years back, when Travis Touchdown was living in Tokyo, mysterious goons who Sylvia Christel claimed to be UAA agents ransacked Travis' favorite record store. This incident raises some questions about the UAA.

Despite presenting herself as merely a representative, Sylvia Christel is suggested to actually be the leader of the UAA. In No More Heroes, she recruited Travis into the rankings under the promise of sex and revenge, and it is suggested she had previously recruited the other assassins in some similar way. According to Mrs. Christel, the entire point of the UAA was merely for Sylvia to make money off of people killing eachother. This money came from both the ranking fees assassins had to pay as well as selling underground video tapes of the matches.

Between No More Heroes and No More Heroes 2, significant urban development came to Santa Destroy and the assassination business boomed in the wake of Travis' previous actions. As such, the UAA was treated as a much more legitimate operation, with fights being shown on television as well as displaying significantly more resources. However, after going through the events of this game, Travis swears to take down the UAA, though any followup on this is not shown on-screen.

In No More Heroes III, when the Galactic Superhero Rankings invade, Sylvia controls the situation by putting it into the structure of the UAA, ranking the aliens on the UAA leaderboard.

Members[edit]

Assassin rankings pre-2007[edit]

Assassin rankings circa 2007[edit]

Rank Assassin Stipulation fee (LB$) Extreme Murder Battle Stage
1 Dark Star 550,000 Kill Star Castle
2 Bad Girl 500,000 Stadium Basement
3 Speed Buster 450,000 Speed City
4 Harvey Moiseiwitsch Volodarrskii 400,000 Bow and Arrow Theatre
5 Letz Shake 350,000 Highway outside Senton Splash Tunnel
6 Holly Summers 300,000 Body Slam Beach
7 Destroyman 250,000 Bear Hug Studio
8 Shinobu 200,000 Abandoned schoolhouse at Santa Destroy High School
9 Dr. Peace 150,000 Destroy Stadium
10 Death Metal Free Townsend Residence
11 Helter-Skelter Free Rooftop
Travis Touchdown N/A N/A
Behind Travis Unnamed assassin N/A N/A

Assassin rankings circa 2010[edit]

Rank Assassin Extreme Murder Battle Stage
1 Jasper Batt Jr. Destroy Central Plaza
2 Alice Twilight Housing complex
3 Vladimir Taktarov Rolling Cradle Highway
4 Margaret Moonlight Guan's
5-6 (?) Scott Gardner, Greg Cantrell and Massimo Bellini Unknown location
7 Ryuji Iron Claw Point
8 New Destroyman Abandoned Warehouse
9 Million Gunman Santa Destroy Bank
10 Dr. Letz Shake Destroy Stadium basement
11-22 Unknown Destroy Stadium basement
23 Cloe Walsh Prison Island
24 Matt Helms Graveyard
25 Charlie Macdonald Destroy University
26-49 Charlie Macdonald's cheerleaders Destroy University
50 Nathan Copeland Destroy Resort
51 Skelter Helter Rooftop
Travis Touchdown N/A
Behind Travis Kimmy Howell N/A (fought at Destroy University)

Assassin rankings circa 2021[edit]

Rank Assassin
1 FU (Jess-Baptiste VI)
2 Paradox Bandit
3 Sonic Juice
4 Sniping Lee
5 Midori Midorikawa
6 Velvet Chair Girl
7 Vanishing Point
8 Black Night Direction
9 Gold Joe
10 Mr. Blackhole
11 Travis Touchdown
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