United Assassins Association
The United Assassins Association is an organization of assassins and representatives operating out of Santa Destroy in the No More Heroes series. Although nominally a club for the top assassins in America, in reality it is more of a local money-making organization based around making its members compete in combat over ranks on a leaderboard.
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History
The history of the UAA is never stated clearly, as there is little information about the organization prior to the events of No More Heroes and beyond. Sylvia Christel's mother states that the UAA is a scam and is entirely fabricated, although the UAA has had fights prior to Travis Touchdown's arrival (as seen in Badman Strikes Back).
The UAA's main source of profit is through the recording of the rankings fights between assassins. These fights are then put up on pay-per-view as black market entertainment for the upper-class.
In 2010, after the UAA was acquired by the Pizza Batt corporation, assassination seemed to have saw a large boom in popularity. Kimmy Howell mentions a National Student Assassin championship, which could suggest that assassination is a varsity sport. The UAA was also responsible for the large boom in business and development, as the city went through major urbanization during this time.
However, as of now, the UAA has disbanded. This caused Santa Destroy to go into a economic collapse until it was picked up by Utopinia.
Besides this, the work that the UAA does (and is claimed to have created) is designated as something different from traditional assassinations or "underground".
Members
Assassin rankings pre-2007
Assassin rankings circa 2007
| Rank | Assassin | Stipulation fee (LB$) | Extreme Murder Battle Stage |
|---|---|---|---|
| Behind Travis | Unnamed assassin | N/A | N/A |
| Travis Touchdown | N/A | N/A | |
| 11 | Helter-Skelter | Free | Rooftop |
| 10 | Death Metal | Free | Townsend Residence |
| 9 | Dr. Peace | 150,000 | Destroy Stadium |
| 8 | Shinobu | 200,000 | Abandoned schoolhouse at Santa Destroy High School |
| 7 | Destroyman | 250,000 | Bear Hug Studio |
| 6 | Holly Summers | 300,000 | Body Slam Beach |
| 5 | Letz Shake | 350,000 | Highway outside Senton Splash Tunnel |
| 4 | Harvey Moiseiwitsch Volodarrskii | 400,000 | Bow and Arrow Theatre |
| 3 | Speed Buster | 450,000 | Speed City |
| 2 | Bad Girl | 500,000 | Stadium Basement |
| 1 | Dark Star | 550,000 | Kill Star Castle |
Assassin rankings circa 2010
| Rank | Assassin | Extreme Murder Battle Stage |
|---|---|---|
| Behind Travis | Kimmy Howell | N/A (fought at Destroy University) |
| Travis Touchdown | N/A | |
| 51 | Skelter Helter | Rooftop |
| 50 | Nathan Copeland | Destroy Resort |
| 49-26 | Charlie Macdonald's cheerleaders | Destroy University |
| 25 | Charlie Macdonald | Destroy University |
| 24 | Matt Helms | Graveyard |
| 23 | Cloe Walsh | Prison Island |
| 22-11 | Unknown | Destroy Stadium basement |
| 10 | Dr. Letz Shake | Destroy Stadium basement |
| 9 | Million Gunman | Santa Destroy Bank |
| 8 | New Destroyman | Abandoned Warehouse |
| 7 | Ryuji | Iron Claw Point |
| 6-5 (?) | Scott Gardner, Greg Cantrell and Massimo Bellini | Unknown location |
| 4 | Margaret Moonlight | Guan's |
| 3 | Vladimir Taktarov | Rolling Cradle Highway |
| 2 | Alice Twilight | Housing complex |
| 1 | Jasper Batt Jr. | Destroy Central Plaza |
